Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
— George Bernard Shaw - rule #50
Never half ass two things, whole ass one thing.
— Ron Swanson (Parks and Rec) rule #45
Rule #44: Miss Piggy On Beauty
Gaahd, Miss Piggys interview on beauty for Vogue gave me a smile from ear to ear. I love that sexy body positive pig.
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
(Source: -theperfectmistake, via )