Never half ass two things, whole ass one thing.
— Ron Swanson (Parks and Rec) rule #45
Rule #44: Miss Piggy On Beauty
Gaahd, Miss Piggys interview on beauty for Vogue gave me a smile from ear to ear. I love that sexy body positive pig.
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
How to marry a man in Manhattan - Part II
“When you meet a guy, my rule is for the first few dates, no big parties. It’s suicide. Do not be dressed up. Do not be on. Do not be working it, working the room. Men want to feel comfort. You must elicit coziness.”
- from Candace Bushnell’s Sex and the City