He raped my face. I’m never seeing him again.

Charlotte York [Sex & the City - Season 3 Episode 5 - No ifs, ands or Butts]

In relationships, what are the “deal breakers”?

“Later that night, I couldn’t help but wonder, when the hell did dating become so dump-friendly? What happened to the time when a bad kiss or a cigarette or even a ridiculous dream was part of a person’s portfolio?

In today’s volatile dating market, is it wise to liquidate certain stocks, the first sign they might not perform as well as expected? Or are there certain things one should try and negotiate?”

- Carrie Bradshaw [Sex & the City - Season 3 Episode 5 - No ifs, ands or Butts]

Dump him. A bad kisser is a non-negotiable.

Samantha Jones [Sex & the City - Season 3 Episode 5 - No ifs, ands or Butts]

it’s over.

Don’t ask questions.
Don’t waste time.
Do what’s right for you.
Move past it.
Get over it. 

from Candace Bushnell’s Sex and the City

trying to be “friends” with exes = FAIL.

  • the twice-weekly phone calls, which were about his misery (why he couldn’t figure out how to make a relationship work)
  • the new woman (why she wouldn’t be able to make it better)
  • and what a good idea it would be if he would see a shrink

- from Candace Bushnell’s Sex and the City

the truth about breakups.

Believe me. I would love to be one of those people who’s all:
“We loved, thank you. You enriched my life. Now, go, prosper.”

But I’m much more: ”We didn’t work out, you need to not exist.”

- Miranda Hobbes [Sex & the City - Season 2 Episode 18 - Ex and the City]

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