Bachelor friends of married men are the city’s greatest untapped resource.

Charlotte York [Sex & the City - Season 3 Episode 7 - Drama Queens]

You’d better be careful. You wait too long to sleep with someone. You miss the window and become just friends.

Samantha Jones [Sex & the City - Season 3 Episode 6 - Are We Sluts?]

HAHAHAH I LOVE IT.

chandler-dances-on-things:

Chandler dancing on the bow of the Titanic.

♦ As requested by: khevalasvegas and peculiargroove

When you meet up with a group of friends and they stop talking to celebrate your arrival. AWESOME!

— Neil Pasricha, 1000awesomethings.com

trying to be “friends” with exes = FAIL.

  • the twice-weekly phone calls, which were about his misery (why he couldn’t figure out how to make a relationship work)
  • the new woman (why she wouldn’t be able to make it better)
  • and what a good idea it would be if he would see a shrink

- from Candace Bushnell’s Sex and the City

needglam:

Monica: It’s this dumb thing that Ross made up cause he was trying to fool our parents. It’s a way of giving the finger, without actually having to give it.

(via fuckyeahfriends)

the one with the lamp (by matchbox9)

LOL-ing at hakwon instead of studying… typical :)

Everyone knows that men in New York make great friends and lousy husbands.

Candace Bushnell’s Sex and the City

Friendship is the bonus of a relationship. If they don’t want the relationship, they don’t get me as a friend.

Charlotte York [Sex & the City - Season 2 Episode 18 - Ex and the City]

Women are for friendships, men are for fucking.

Samantha Jones [Sex & the City - Season 2 Episode 18 - Ex and the City]

i tell people secrets! it makes them like me.

— Chandler Bing

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